Real Avatars of Genius

We here at RAoG will be among the first to admit that we’re not really goth, Ostra- or Visi- or any other sort.  We did love reading Dracula (the actual real novel) and have a healthy appreciation (if not love) for Lovecraft, and we look pretty spiffy in black.  But the appeal, for us, ends there and perhaps so does the understanding.

So, please, gentle reader, help us make sense out of this.

We were in a goth-stuffs-store while hunting when we made this discovery, as part of a bathroom set.  We’re guessing that it’s geared toward vampires because good gravy god damn those vampires sure do loves them some blood.  They love it so much that they put it in fountains, and bathtubs, and apparently, their toilet tank.

Is it that vampires piss blood?  Is that it?  Do vampires even piss at all?  Because we always kind of figured that that whole being dead bit would also include cessation of kidney function.  

But that aside, gentle reader, help us to understand this.  You don’t see nekos bathing (or peeing) in tuna fish.  You don’t see child avatars bathing in mac-and-cheese.  You don’t see elves bathing in lembas and miruvor or whatever else they supposedly eat.  What’s with the bathing (and peeing) in your food supply?