And now for the person who has everything…
Homeless people cutouts that hoot and whistle at you and your loved ones!
Jazz up your wedding! Keep grandma company! Deter griefers, put that last touch on your geranium garden, or just put one out for good feng shui!
“I say, Chad, this hobo wedding is just totes adorbs. Those homeless people accessories! How droll!”
Because that’s what homeless people are now. Moddable, resellable home decor accessories.
Fucking humankind.
I saw the exact same thing with a hideous Mario avatar for the same price… Same guy ?
HURRY LIMITED QUANTITY OF 10.
I better get right on that shit.
How to cuddle with a baby wolf suckling at yo tit.
Sucking, no “l”. The one with the tit suckles.
Pedantic moment aside: those kooky Goreans.
Help us out here. Which part is the “realistic” part? The un-textured sphere prim or the flying brown particles?
Insert Coin tattoo
Found on Second life markletplace
price: $0.62 USDMusthave!
YOU STAY CLASSY NOW.
Oh poor secondlife marketplace banner ads, maybe some day you won’t be so pathetic.
DIEadsDIE.mp4 Watch on Posterous It really is the most obnoxious part of searching the marketplace. The tossed up half-assed banner ad for vices. These will really get you the girl! LOL
We’re not crazy about the music in the background but otherwise, THIS. The douchy popped-collar is bad enough, never mind one that doesn’t even go with the shirt you’re wearing. Forgot to detach something there, chief.
Got Stache?
URCo. released some cute mustache themed items.
The i luv Mustache tattoo, Mustache top (left), and Life is a Joke Top (right)
URCo.
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Eleven/12/11/1112
credits
hairstyles: shag, skins: laq, mustache: bellies, eyes: ibanez old freebies, shorts: cool beans, poses: exposeur
Oh Jesus Suffering Christ. Now the fucking hipster mustaches have invaded SL too? IS ETSY NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU?!
Virtual Halloween Costumes that Should Not Be
Kids ~WC~ Bubbles bubbles blubbles
“just getting out of the tub and ready for some costume fun! take your bubbles with you!!
(swimsuit not provided)”
Brought to you by— we can’t make this shit up— Wildz Creations & Pimp Daddy Trivia. Yours for only L$150.
Next…
V-Twins Biker Kids Clothing - Full Throttle 2011 Black Unisex
In fairness, this isn’t really marketed as a Halloween costume, but as kids’ apparel. Although, with the right sunglasses and slicked-back hair, it could pass as a 70s Freddie Mercury costume, but kids these days don’t even know who that is, as he’s from a time when musicians played music and had talent. But we digress. This shows WAY more hip-bone than I’d ever let my kid leave the house showing.
from the V-Twins Kids Rock Shop— a shop specializing in Kids clothing— and yours for L$499.
Halloween KIDS-Little witch
“Mom, how do you spell ‘ped-a-file’?”
by Ruxy Designs & Silent Nights and a bargain at L$99.
[Aliza Karu] I see you skin eyes 450
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
Scare the bejeezus out of your friends and family for L$450, from Aliza Karu.
Avinz Designs - Spider Witch Outfit - Red
Listen, we don’t mean to sound furphobic or anything, but is there really a demand for witch costumes among female zebra furries with giant prim tits? Enlighten us, please.
Meanwhile, costume is by Opal Artful and can be had for L$250.
And finally (for now):
::PND::Sexy-Gryffindor-School-Uniform
Just… no. But if you want it, it’s L$350, from Passionate Neko Dreams.
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Come on, geniuses, it’s the season… show us what other costume monstrosities you’ve found!
